An Interview with Ray

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Interviewer:  Hi Ray, I'm Brian here to do the interview for the website.


Ray:  Yeah.  


Interviewer:  Um, do you mind coming down from that ladder to speak with me. 


Ray:  Yes


Interviewer:  Yes?  Do you mean yes you are coming down?  Because it looks like you are still working on the trees.


Ray:  No.  I do mind.  But I will come down. 


Interviewer:  ...


Ray:  So what the heck do you want?*


{Ray climbs down from ladder, then begins approaching the ladder again from the side}


Interviewer:  Well, I just wanted to ask you why...hey um do you think you should walk under that ladder?  You know you are gonna get seven years bad luck.  


Ray:  Ah heck I've had 72 already what's 7 more.*


Interviewer:  ...Well, how did you get into the Pecan business.  Has it been a life long dream?


Ray:  ...


Interviewer:  Was it something you worked on as a child?


Ray:..


Interviewer:..


Ray:..


Interviewer:  Ok, I will see you later.  


Ray:  Thanks for the Warning.  


* Edited to make appropriate for all audiences.  Content remains accurate.  

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